Why Hello

Greetings, friends.
Bet you're wondering where I've been, and why I am buying time with halfassed side-posts. Well I think I owe you the fairness of truth. It's not very exciting, however. I'm indeed buying time to write ahead of myself, to create a cache before continuing, and have successfully stockpiled a handful of very large, very in depth entries and there they are a' standing in the road, bum-bum-bum etc.
Or on my flash drive.
The point is, trying to write consistantly and quickly was sort of becoming a distraction. Even more importantly, I've been rounding up little chats of sorts with primary sources, and while a somewhat arduous task (especially the dickholes <3 who don't have any contact information whatsoever listed), it has turned up some wonderful information to give to you all! Nonetheless, I'm trying my best to get everything situated in a way that there should be no future interruptions in the entries! I want you all to get back to enjoying one of the weirder intellectual pursuits the world offers, and while this may be a hack intellectual pursuit, I hope you guys like it, anyways. It seems you do, and thank you all for the subscriptions, comments, and emails. They bring me more joy than I ever expected.
So, not quite back to your regularly scheduled programming (I'm looking at you again, missing interview), but soon, friends. Soon.

EDIT: Jesus H Christ, you're never going to contact me, are you.

EDIT 2: Almost there, guys.